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ohai ♥ Shailene Woodley

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Medically-Correct Nursery Rhymes: Jack and Jill

cranquis:

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

to fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down, due to dizziness from an inner-ear infection, and suffered a depressed skull fracture with intracranial bleed;

so Jill drank all the water herself, but it turned out to be contaminated with Giardia, resulting in a severe bout of diarrhea.

(These are the kinds of things I think about as I’m singing/patting/whispering Baby Cranquis to sleep.)

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Mama’s Wisdom

bloodorangemoon:

My mother sent me this email today, knowing I was in need of cheering up.  I wish I could find a source, but in the meantime, enjoy!

Five tips for a woman….

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn’t lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.

HAHA!

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Programming Beauty by Kurt Kranz, c. 1930

Also

marcedith:

……Denis Zilber……

dwells-on-dreams:

iamfluffyy:

Pick-up line Potter.

TROLOLOL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sofapizza:

III’M READY

III’M READY

TO KILL AGAIN

still a better love story than twilight

alecshao:

Paint-drop sculptures by Chris Dorosz 

“…A kind of 3D pointillism by carefully dripping paint onto vertical rows of plastic thread…”

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mrtomftw:

Kelly Kelly nip slip - I don’t normally post NSFW stuff, but I couldn’t pass this one up. Nice large HQ photo as well.

tastefullyoffensive:

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