i wish i could do “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
mom: dont eat now or you wont be hungry for dinner
me: trust me ill be hungry for dinner