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couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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peanutbuttarunna:

a-fucking-creeper:

mareeps:

they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election

mint romney and obamanana split

i’m 500% done with this site

barackyroad

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olympains:

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone 

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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Mr. Walrus and the pipebomb

Mr. Walrus and the pipebomb

stolemyheartpt2:

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 

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secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back

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sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

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saddeer:

if you have a crush on me please let me know immediately 

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roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES

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macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

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netlfix:

*sexts you in wingdings*

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