#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants #genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
yes
If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
we need to get outside
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temporarily falling in love with the girl who sat in front of you on public transport
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- Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
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how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
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the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us
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what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
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SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting
dead sirius
Get the fuck out
don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
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when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
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if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
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*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
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yeah sure we’ll cremate you when you die, why not, you’ve urned it
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my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
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